Curse

ManadartheHealer · Jun 28, 2005, 11:08 PM // 23:08

You must love animals

EchoSex · Jun 28, 2005, 11:19 PM // 23:19

1. Use a sattelight laser to carve my own country out of Russia.
2. Become leader of this new country
3. Create a law that is Eye for Eye plus tax :3
4. Create a law that reconizes all religions as fiary tales so violence over religion can not be tolerated.
5. Create a law that the right to bear arms is not just a volontary freedom, but a MANDATORY freedom.
6. Create a law to allow all music games and movies to be downloaded 3 months after it is out of print (Preserves media history and makes everyone happy.)
7. Create a law to make it legal to stone anyone who claims media makes kids kill people.
8. Create a law to make Bruce Campbell my second in command.
9. Create a "You-break-it-we-nuke-you" policy.
10. Create a law which makes atending a gym mandatory so people are healthier with healthier habbits.

Some of this is really just a joke, but rule number 6 and 3 SHOULD be inforcned, 6 espcially. I mean, you can't go out and buy a new copy of old Genises games, so you SHOULD be allowed to download them so that they are not forgotten.

chalt2 · Jun 28, 2005, 11:22 PM // 23:22

10) Ring the victory bell at The Ohio State University (done)
9) Visit the great battlefields of the world over a years time
8) Learn to Fly
7) make enough money to purchase and maintain my dream "toy": an F4u Corsair WWII fighter plane
6) Produce, direct and shoot a show for a major Television network ( in the works IF Pro Hockey ever starts again)
5) Visit outer Space
4) Live to be over 100
3) Skydive and freefall (next year for my 40th)
2) find a beautiful and wonderful woman to spend my life with and raise a family (done)
1) Raise my children to be better than me.

JjK · Jun 29, 2005, 12:23 AM // 00:23

1. Be the best in GW
2. Be the best in life
3. #1 and #2 are true
4. Bing ablee t o shtop lieing
5. Learnting to type cnicely
6. Learn my grammar
7. stop smarting off
9. Get a better avatar
10. learn to count
8. actually make a list.

DarrenJasper · Jun 29, 2005, 01:36 AM // 01:36

1. Live off the land
2. Make someone fall in love with me, and then leave them
3. Set fire to the Skywalker Ranch
4. Step on a sand mandala
5. Destroy a religious fundamentalist's faith
6. Become a cult leader
7. Propogate genocide
8. Topple a government
9. Feel all smug about #2-8
10. Die alone

Swampgirl Inez · Jun 29, 2005, 02:29 PM // 14:29

1. Learn God's purpose for my life.
2. Become independantly wealthy.
3. Drive a car that has no practical value other than looking cool when I drive it.
4. Combat illiteracy.
5. Learn to drive a stick shift.
6. Learn to drive a race car, preferably Formula 1.
7. Help my friend conquer the world and become a trusted advisor.
8. Learn to dance.
9. Find the perfect take-out Chinese dinner.
10. Invent something that would make the world a better place, or at least more fun to live in.

chalt2 · Jun 29, 2005, 02:40 PM // 14:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swampgirl Inez

1. Learn God's purpose for my life.
2. Become independantly wealthy.
3. Drive a car that has no practical value other than looking cool when I drive it.
4. Combat illiteracy.
5. Learn to drive a stick shift.
6. Learn to drive a race car, preferably Formula 1.
7. Help my friend conquer the world and become a trusted advisor.
8. Learn to dance.
9. Find the perfect take-out Chinese dinner.
10. Invent something that would make the world a better place, or at least more fun to live in.

Just an observation, shouldn't 5 and 6 be swapped ?

Swampgirl Inez · Jun 29, 2005, 02:47 PM // 14:47

They're in no particular order. Although, it would be more interesting that way....

Omega_2005 · Jun 29, 2005, 02:59 PM // 14:59

1. Master Guild Wars!
2. Get a good job
3. Learn to drive
4. Go to America (and possibly live there)
5. Learn to Scuba-dive so I can dive and watch whales and dolphins
6. See whales (I have already seen dolphins in scotland!

)
7. Tame an Alligator and use it as a 'pet'
8. Mod and create the ULTIMATE computer!

9. Win a big competition (except the [CENSORED] lottery!

)
10. Go to the E3 Expo in LA!

EnDinG · Jun 29, 2005, 03:10 PM // 15:10

Mine is hardly flashy. LoL, comes with me being a simple person... And I try to set goals I know I can do in my life. Win the lottery would be nice, but it might just not happen so its not a goal.

1) Fly to Scotland and spend a year there where my blood line came from.
2) Meet myself some cute little red head WITH a Scottish accent. =)
3) Write a book about my life. So many things have happened, soooo many.
4) Devote more time to comedy and how I enjoy making others laugh.
5) Learn magic tricks. Cards and coins.
6) Find old highschool friends and see how they are doing.
7) Get laser eye surgery so I can see like a normal person.
8) Wear a kilt in public for a month!
9) Go to some of the E3 events and more LAN parties.
10) Get fully out of debt.

midnyte13 · Jun 29, 2005, 06:09 PM // 18:09

1. See Randy Rhoads perform Mr. Crowley, live.
2. Give the world a Coke.
3. Execute a spinning whirlwind kick like Ryu did in street fighter II
4. Star in another "adult" feature film.
5. Get to level 20
6. Create an army of the undead and take over the world (or at least the block i live on)
7. Pay my parking tickets
8. Get the bloodstains off the walls
9. Lower my blood sugar
10. forgive myself.

Keesa · Jun 29, 2005, 06:59 PM // 18:59

Self-forgiveness is an awesome one.

1. Empower ten people on their road to personal enlightenment.
2. Stop feeling guilty for any mistakes I've made as a parent.
3. Become a voiceover actress for video games and anime.
4. Learn to appreciate morning and do my Sun Salutations every day.
5. Travel Europe.
6. Finish my degree.
7. Perform with a dance troupe.
8. Write an essay that moves a young person to activism.
9. Get a UV white ink tattoo. (Special thanks to RBP

)
10. Hold my firstborn grandchild. Hopefully this won't happen for a long time.

Infecta · Jun 30, 2005, 03:48 PM // 15:48

Hey Devils Dictionary...What have you got against Michael Moore? The truth hurts does it?

1: Have george Bush eat the crap off the soles of my shoes
2: go to Glastonbury Festival when it doesnt rain
3: TRavel to Nepal and climb Annapurna
4: Race a Formula One car
5: Pilot an EF2000
6: Grow some good Sensi
7: Put a noose around the neck of robert Mugabe and watch him swing
8: Bunji Jump
9: White Water Raft down force 5 rapids
10: Play live at Glastonbury Festival

DarrenJasper · Jun 30, 2005, 04:43 PM // 16:43

I hate the Bush administration as much as the next reasonable person, but the kind of one-sided journalism that Michael Moore practices doesn't really help except to make the left look just as fanatical as the right.

Not that we aren't, at times...

Chad · Jun 30, 2005, 06:56 PM // 18:56

1. Have my self-designed home built. I've created every aspect and it really is my dream house.
2. Own a street legal hot rod that can do the 1/4 mile in single digits (at least 9 seconds) at over 150 MPH.
3. Bungee Jump & Skydive.
4. Own a couple Jet Skis/Sea Doos or whatever you call them.
5. Maybe one of you can help me out here: I'd like to try the following 2 water activities, but have no idea what they're called exactly. 1. You are attached to a parachute and a boat pulls you around while you're very high up in the air, and 2. (similar), you have some sort of board attached to your feet and a sail-like thing that's high in the air pulls you around over the ocean, catching major air on every wave. I've seen both done and they both look very fun.
6. Become a decent golfer (I'm learning right now)
7. Go to a huge sporting event (Super Bowl, Daytona 500, NBA Finals, etc)
8. Finish College
9. Find a good job
10. Travel all over the US and perhaps other countries as well.

Imp · Jun 30, 2005, 07:37 PM // 19:37

1. Play more Guild Wars.

chalt2 · Jun 30, 2005, 07:49 PM // 19:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infecta

What have you got against Michael Moore? The truth hurts does it?

WOW Michael Moore speaks the truth? That's like saying George Bush didn't lie about the reasons we went to war.

d4nowar · Jun 30, 2005, 08:24 PM // 20:24

In no order and probably not 10...

Master the art of Lucid Dreaming.
Make my website more streamlined and useful.
Buy a pimped out minivan, with shag carpet and flame decals.
Eat every sub Quizno's has to offer (I'm almost there!)
Become a dictator of some small country. Or if that doesn't work...
Move to a giant boat over international waters and do whatever I want.
Tell the people at the West Salem quizno's to STOP SUCKING!
Clone myself
Meet the members of Metallica, like in person.
Become the most irresistable guy EVER (Wait... I did that already!)
Be in a small jazz ensemble playing my Tenor Sax.

Yep, that was 11. Oh well.

PieXags · Jun 30, 2005, 08:32 PM // 20:32

1) Find a job that sticks with me.
2) Learn to accept and understand any and all bullsh*t I may encounter.
3) Fire a gun, like a paintball gun, doesn't matter, into the lunch-line of some middle-school and see who it hits.
4) Read the bible.
5) Ignore it.
6) Bash someone over the head with a wine bottle.
7) Freeze some fudge pop-tarts in the freezer, then eat them to see if they really are best eaten frozen.
8) Take an important photo.
9) Enjoy life so much laughing and crying at the same time are impossible not to do.
10) Remodel France.

Night · Jun 30, 2005, 09:05 PM // 21:05

1) Complete what God's plan is for me
2) Get reconstructive knee surgery so I can stop walking with pain or popping noises
3) Figure out my insomnia so I can stop taking neurontin and sleep more than 4 hours a night without drugs
4) Watch my wife graduate from her PhD program
5) Fly into space
6) See the Cubs win the world series (We can all dream can't we?)
7) See the Titans win the Super Bowl
8) Go to the Super Bowl
9) Go to all games of a world series
10) Actually prove that Aliens have landed on this planet and do exist here today ie Michael Moorer and Hiliary Clinton (I have my suspicions about Rush Limbaugh as well).